Dave’s Hot Sauces – inc Total Insanity and Ultimate Insanity!
A long time ago in a Galaxy far far away, a gentleman called Dave owned a small restaurant called Burrito Madness.
The story goes that some of Dave’s customers fell into the habit of regularly became drunk and troublesome. Dave somehow discovered that if some of these drunks ate super hot hot sauce, then they either made like Elvis and left the building or became extremely quiet.
There then began a coefficient which suggested that that the hotter the sauce, the faster drunk customers left. Dave had found his calling and went on a mission to create the hottest sauce in this Galaxy.
The end result of this mission was Insanity Sauce which Dave took to the American Fiery Foods Show in New Mexico. At the show the sauce made quite an impression and not just because of the straight jacket that Dave wore.
In fact, Insanity Sauce became the only product ever banned for being too hot. Since that day Burrito Madness has been sold, Dave set up Dave’s Gourmet Inc., and seventy other products have been added to Dave’s Gourmet’s offerings.
Here are the classic triumvirate of hot pepper sauces for your delectation:
Dave’s Gourmet Insanity Sauce
Dave’s Gourmet Total Insanity Sauce
Dave’s Gourmet Ultimate Insanity Sauce
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